Hallelujah, I'm a retard!

The term ‘retardmaxxing’ may be cloaked in internet irony. In practice, it’s simply opting out of an over-engineered, hyper-rational world.

Jul 28 • Liz Hodgson

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June 2026

An Anonymous German FIFA Tourist Shows Canada how not to Behave like a Snivelling Little Bitch

We remain the Jan Brady of nations

Jun 24 • Liz Hodgson

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May 2026

David Versus Goliath in Los Angeles

Even if Spencer Pratt loses, he still wins

May 20 • Liz Hodgson

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The Great Enshittification

On the subject of urban decay, let’s set aside broken windows and talk about broken toilets

May 7 • Liz Hodgson

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April 2026

Trudeau is Vibing at Coachella

He's like the pyromaniac who burnt down your house and was just released on bail

Apr 17 • Liz Hodgson

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Canada is no longer a funny country. Nor is it a serious one.

From Laugh Factory to Laughingstock

Apr 2 • Liz Hodgson

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March 2026

JOMO: Death Rattle of the Academy Awards

Is it time to call time on the Oscars?

Mar 17 • Liz Hodgson

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I love a good sci-fi dystopia. I never signed up to live in one.

Our fiscal zombie apocalypse

Mar 12 • Liz Hodgson

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January 2026

F#$% Your Land Acknowledgement!

Why it’s time to end this annoying, dishonest and impertinent ritual once and for all

Jan 29 • Liz Hodgson

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December 2025

The Older I Get, the More I Loathe Modernism

Frank Gehry’s death reminded me just how much

Dec 11, 2025 • Liz Hodgson

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It's Slowly Sinking in that the Kennedys Might be Awful People

The enchantment always ends in disillusion

Dec 3, 2025 • Liz Hodgson

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October 2025

Rob Ford on a Kilo of Crack is Better than our Current Mayor

While Toronto burns, Olivia Chow dances

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