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At least two of the ‘Last Dinner Party’ (you’ll ever see should you attend one of theirs) girls appear to be….not girls.

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I could wager on 5/5 are "girls"

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“Mrs. Blair”

musta been threatened by hitlery. looks like we have a new cankles crown holder!

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lol…

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Sartorial hellscape on proud display.

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I am very happy my well chosen and lived life, with my conservative sartorial splendor, never has, and never will cross paths, with these degenerates.

Am certain their life and rituals brings them great satisfaction, but not as much as Beethoven's Piano Sonata 23 is bringing to me at the moment.

Hail victory.

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Streisand is morphing into Ozzie Osborne territory. Cherie Blair and Jill Biden certainly share a love of tablecloth and curtain dress designs as well.

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If Ozzie and Babs had a child it’d be Pete Davidson 😂

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The horror... the horror.

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The list is the reason I subscribed.

Well done.

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too funny !

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I just found you. And you are everything I am, or at least aspire to be, madam. Follow.

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🥹 🥹 🥹

What a lovely comment to get. 🙏

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No no. I dont need feelings, dont start that now. I need catty talk about outfits. In a more successful life I successfully parlayed my thoughts into being Mr. Blackwell's successor. Let me live through you!

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😂 👌

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I listened to them. ‘The Face of a Dead girl’ ‘Burn Alive’ and ‘Nothing Matters’. Definitely would be a three Prozac and two hour counseling session after type concert. These young women nowadays have been duped into having no hope.

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Interesting how mainstream media makes it all about ‘nepo babies’ and ‘manufactured industry plant.’ That way they don’t have to think about Gen-Z’s dismal landscape of Prozac, therapy and childlessness.

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You made my day so much better. So lucky I found your Substack! I laughed til I cried 😂

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Ironic or coincidental or something because you just TOTALLY made my day.

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Getting close to the ‘Sam Smith evry time!’ Meme.

That guy is a shit show. Did no one tell him in day care he was a real boy?!

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IKR? He's made the List twice now and is aiming for a third. Is he just clout chasing or what?

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What is that outfit Lauren S is sporting? I mean, it’s not even cute as lingerie!

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I like to call it “sheer” madness—***wink***—the most obnoxious fashion trend of the 2020s.

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Hahaha I see what you did there and it’s spot on!

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Is Sam Smith wearing a tartan nappy? It is a bit blurry.... maybe a good thing, actually.

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The Sam smith dress I had one on my doll like many years ago.

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He likes her for the articles.

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The irony of course is that Sam Smith does have a stylist called Ben Reardon

“Last week, Smith, who goes by they/them pronouns, praised stylist Ben Reardon on Instagram, writing that he’s behind much of what they’ve worn over the past few years in videos and on red carpets.

“Ben, your talent and your vision is unprecedented in my life,” Smith wrote. “You have taught me so much and re-introduced me to art and creativity in a way that I never thought was possible. Thank you for helping me be brave and have fun at the same time. I love you and I am honoured to work with you daily x.”

https://news.yahoo.com/air-apparent-sam-smith-goes-192730483.html

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Well I hate to be the one to eviscerate someone over being re-introduced to art. I mean, it’s a free world and he seems to be almost childlike in how he’s discovering himself. But when press hacks at Metro tells you he looks ‘sensational,’ I get a bit annoyed. Because of course the press has a way of lying so boldly to the point it feels like a gaslight.

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