“We meet the moment by showing up, taking action and using our unparalleled spotlight to uplift and unite communities—local and global—through acts of service and compassion.” Is Kamala Harris writing this stuff?? Doggerel. Utter doggerel.
I think it would be one of those rich but not famous European scions of a banker family with obscene amounts of money. A Rockefeller type who is disgustingly woke and believes climate change is the greatest threat to humanity, or at least pretends to.
I don’t think their web copy is courtesy of AI - those gems come straight from the inner workings of The Duchess herself - I refer you to any/all times she speaks in public
Perfect, milady! Perfect!! The First Amendment scold lost me permanently. How tone deaf is this over-protected, over-coddled, over-financed kid? Get a PR consultant who will actually share some hard truths with both of them. I am amazed that Harry actually thought that because both the King and Kate were ill that they would let him back. Bwahahaha!
Exactly. What kind of person who is a guest in another country takes swipes at that country's laws and customs? Especially, in this case, when the law doesn't go in his favour. The lack of self-awareness is jaw-dropping.
I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but I am surprised the divorce isn't already underway by this point. She seems to have futureproofed her financial situation very smartly with getting the prince/princess tags for the two sproglets, so I think poor nice-but-dim Harold is facing the wilderness years any time now, having apparently gotten truly blanked by Daddy whose schedule was too full for a visit recently.
Terrible advice!
Harry must go to WAR, with an army of Meginfantry!
England must fall under his Sword of Megxcalibur!
I can do this all day…
Agreed. You must guest write the next column!
There's no way back for him until he divorces the Yacht Girl.
I think she would like to trade up at the earliest possible opportunity. Not sure she bargained for these dysfunctional Windsors.
Wherever Harry goes, he'll always be right there -- as one of the Worst People in the World.
Dim, selfish, self-absorbed and self-entitled. Terrible combo.
“We meet the moment by showing up, taking action and using our unparalleled spotlight to uplift and unite communities—local and global—through acts of service and compassion.” Is Kamala Harris writing this stuff?? Doggerel. Utter doggerel.
LOL… right? What’s Kamala’s line again? something about what’s been and what will be? She keeps trotting out every chance she gets. What a signaling.
She was the insurance against a Biden assassination, I’m convinced! 🤣
I wonder if Biden realizes what a lucky choice she was. Like, if she wasn’t such a dimwit, he’d be gone 2 years ago.
All her education amounting to “Suits”
Certainly a valid credential for proselytizing.
Please let me know what other actors can share their profound wisdom? I’m in need, I’m a sheeple.
Apparently she was once a yacht girl. I suppose that’s an option for us. Or do you think we’re too old?
Harry will become Harry again as soon as they perform their inevitable super messy divorce.
Yes, he’ll be back to old dim self and that divorce will be slightly less messy if she can achieve her goal of trading up for a Rothschild.
I heard she wants to run for office. Perhaps, considering the current crop of politicians, she'll fit right in
Practically who can she trade up for?
I think it would be one of those rich but not famous European scions of a banker family with obscene amounts of money. A Rockefeller type who is disgustingly woke and believes climate change is the greatest threat to humanity, or at least pretends to.
Jay Z, should he divorce B?
Obama? Of course Obama would have to go straight. And that isn’t happening.
Omg DYING HERE LOLOLOLOL
Good advice, but he doesn't deserve you!
I don’t think their web copy is courtesy of AI - those gems come straight from the inner workings of The Duchess herself - I refer you to any/all times she speaks in public
So true... she talks like she swallowed a chatbot! All cliches and wokespeak. It's so cringey.
Perfect, milady! Perfect!! The First Amendment scold lost me permanently. How tone deaf is this over-protected, over-coddled, over-financed kid? Get a PR consultant who will actually share some hard truths with both of them. I am amazed that Harry actually thought that because both the King and Kate were ill that they would let him back. Bwahahaha!
Exactly. What kind of person who is a guest in another country takes swipes at that country's laws and customs? Especially, in this case, when the law doesn't go in his favour. The lack of self-awareness is jaw-dropping.
Precisely!
Brilliant!
I read that entire article in a British accent (in my head of course…)!
I swear I had an English accent in my head when I wrote it!
Cheers!
I'm a bit late to the party on this one, but I am surprised the divorce isn't already underway by this point. She seems to have futureproofed her financial situation very smartly with getting the prince/princess tags for the two sproglets, so I think poor nice-but-dim Harold is facing the wilderness years any time now, having apparently gotten truly blanked by Daddy whose schedule was too full for a visit recently.